I Have Lots of Wtf Moments

I thought I heard low talking almost like a radio playing softly in another room. Weird since I live by myself and did not have a radio on. I couldn't make out any words or anything out really. It just sounded like some crappy old fashioned low volume/quality radio playing. I listened and listened practically straining myself to figure out what was going on. Instead of investigating like a normal person I grabbed a bottle of berry scented bodyspray and went around flinging doors open marching all around the place armed and dangerous with body spray. I never did find anything and there still was zero radio.

I have no idea what happened or what kind of tricks my mind is playing on me but I have the bodyspray sitting next to me in case. What? It can be pepper-spray like.