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Bloody road works EVERYWHERE do my BLOODY head in.
You queue for 2 HOURS after a shit day at work, run out of Haribo and carbonated drinks after approximately 2minutes, start needing to piss yourself after 10minutes, start eating your own fingers until they bleed after 20minutes, start dialling everyone you know (including your own mother it鈥檚 that bad) after 30minutes, starting hating the world and wishing you were dead after 60 minutes...and then finally FINALLY after 120 LONG minutes you crawl past the roadworks at the speed of an ancient SNAIL (with a broken bladder, no working fingers, no friends or family who like you or want to accept any calls from you ever again, no reason to fking LIVE) to find ONE old guy yammering into his mobile with one hand and scratching his arse with the other, and two young guys sitting IN THEIR VAN EATING PASTIES.
Fk you FK YOUUUUUU you work shy ARSEHOLES I Want to tarmac your fking HEADS with my BARE HANDS!!!馃枙馃徎馃枙馃徎馃枙馃徎馃枙馃徎
Ok. It鈥檚 done.(might untick the family safe box on this one)
Mamapolo201670-79, F
That was a truly splendid rant. I've heard only one better, and I've lived with a number of professional ranters...my daughter moved to Northern Virginia a few years back. There was an ice storm. It took her more than nine hours to make the 19 mile trip home. Most of it she was on the phone to me, her mother, and yes, it was that bad for her. She had to pee too, and after the tenth time the light she was sitting at started to cycle again, she ran across the street (no, I don't know how she ran on ice, she is a remarkable person), peed and ran back to the car. Later, her boyfriend aaid, "You left the car running? What if someone stole it?"

My daughter, roughly in your mood, said, "And took it f---ing WHERE."

Deep breaths, honey.
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[@663519,Mamapolo2016] LOl! Great story-your poor girl! I keep meaning to get a Shewee for the car but never do!
Mamapolo201670-79, F
Shortly after that trip, I sent her one. She lost it.
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Lol![@663519,Mamapolo2016]
TheConstantGardener56-60, M
And then you drive passed and there's just one guy leaning on a shovel, scrolling through his mobile phone 馃槨
Talisman51-55, M
Post is almost worthy of "Rant of the Year" award but it's only March. Speaking of which, that's why you've got all those road works every where. It's March, the Council's throwing all its unspent mismanaged budget at unnecessary roadworks. Use it or lose it. Bloody Council.
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[@14265,Ironicman] madness to people in business!!
comfi161-69, M
Yeah. Why do they spend so much time seemingly doing nothing,and the time in which they are supposed to have the work done ends up being extended?馃槨 I have seen this happen.
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[@265524,comfi1] ridiculous waste of public money
Talisman51-55, M
One of my fav films and clips. Good therapy for us fellow ranters. Douglas at his best. Enjoy.

[youtube=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N8b3963VRW4]
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Loved this film even if it was a little close to home!!?[@14265,Ironicman]
JustNik46-50, F
This was truly glorious. I always admire good ranting skill. Reminds me of the old days on EP. LOL
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*sigh* I miss those days..ranters here are few and far between. I feel terribly TERRIBLY alone 馃様[@23104,JustNik]
Noble51-55, M
Keep calm my friend
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Me???? But I AM ZEN Personified?!!![@11805,NobleDebaucher]
Noble51-55, M
Oh yes, I forgot that characteristic about you. 馃憣馃徏 [@17314,Gazelle]
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[@11805,NobleDebaucher] hmph!!馃か
ArtieKat61-69, M
I share your frustrations!

 
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