I Like To Rant
Bloody road works EVERYWHERE do my BLOODY head in.
You queue for 2 HOURS after a shit day at work, run out of Haribo and carbonated drinks after approximately 2minutes, start needing to piss yourself after 10minutes, start eating your own fingers until they bleed after 20minutes, start dialling everyone you know (including your own mother it’s that bad) after 30minutes, starting hating the world and wishing you were dead after 60 minutes...and then finally FINALLY after 120 LONG minutes you crawl past the roadworks at the speed of an ancient SNAIL (with a broken bladder, no working fingers, no friends or family who like you or want to accept any calls from you ever again, no reason to fking LIVE) to find ONE old guy yammering into his mobile with one hand and scratching his arse with the other, and two young guys sitting IN THEIR VAN EATING PASTIES.
Fk you FK YOUUUUUU you work shy ARSEHOLES I Want to tarmac your fking HEADS with my BARE HANDS!!!🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻
Ok. It’s done.(might untick the family safe box on this one)
You queue for 2 HOURS after a shit day at work, run out of Haribo and carbonated drinks after approximately 2minutes, start needing to piss yourself after 10minutes, start eating your own fingers until they bleed after 20minutes, start dialling everyone you know (including your own mother it’s that bad) after 30minutes, starting hating the world and wishing you were dead after 60 minutes...and then finally FINALLY after 120 LONG minutes you crawl past the roadworks at the speed of an ancient SNAIL (with a broken bladder, no working fingers, no friends or family who like you or want to accept any calls from you ever again, no reason to fking LIVE) to find ONE old guy yammering into his mobile with one hand and scratching his arse with the other, and two young guys sitting IN THEIR VAN EATING PASTIES.
Fk you FK YOUUUUUU you work shy ARSEHOLES I Want to tarmac your fking HEADS with my BARE HANDS!!!🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻
Ok. It’s done.(might untick the family safe box on this one)
