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Bloody road works EVERYWHERE do my BLOODY head in.
You queue for 2 HOURS after a shit day at work, run out of Haribo and carbonated drinks after approximately 2minutes, start needing to piss yourself after 10minutes, start eating your own fingers until they bleed after 20minutes, start dialling everyone you know (including your own mother it’s that bad) after 30minutes, starting hating the world and wishing you were dead after 60 minutes...and then finally FINALLY after 120 LONG minutes you crawl past the roadworks at the speed of an ancient SNAIL (with a broken bladder, no working fingers, no friends or family who like you or want to accept any calls from you ever again, no reason to fking LIVE) to find ONE old guy yammering into his mobile with one hand and scratching his arse with the other, and two young guys sitting IN THEIR VAN EATING PASTIES.
Fk you FK YOUUUUUU you work shy ARSEHOLES I Want to tarmac your fking HEADS with my BARE HANDS!!!🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻
Ok. It’s done.(might untick the family safe box on this one)

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Mamapolo2016 · F

That was a truly splendid rant. I've heard only one better, and I've lived with a number of professional ranters...my daughter moved to Northern Virginia a few years back. There was an ice storm. It took her more than nine hours to make the 19 mile trip home. Most of it she was on the phone to me, her mother, and yes, it was that bad for her. She had to pee too, and after the tenth time the light she was sitting at started to cycle again, she ran across the street (no, I don't know how she ran on ice, she is a remarkable person), peed and ran back to the car. Later, her boyfriend aaid, "You left the car running? What if someone stole it?"

My daughter, roughly in your mood, said, "And took it f---ing WHERE."

Deep breaths, honey.

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@Mamapolo2016 LOl! Great story-your poor girl! I keep meaning to get a Shewee for the car but never do!

Mamapolo2016 · F

Shortly after that trip, I sent her one. She lost it.

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Lol!@Mamapolo2016