I Have a Dangerously High Libido

In an attempt to control this awful affliction, I just stretched my ear again. The pain was searing, going 2 sizes up, just to get that hour of reprieve..but then again, the pain becomes a turn on after a while. I'm trying to focus on the fact that my ear hurts, a part of my body that I don't consider erogenous. But the pain itself..it doesn't even matter anymore. I just want to cry, I just want to have an hour, ten minutes of clarity. Of fucking peace.

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Loomfree · 31-35, F

I hope this doesn't sound mean but why not just sleep with somebody?

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ManicMortuary · 31-35, F

@Kimmler: Because he's not among the filthy pustules of human scum that you hail from...make sense?

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SW-User

I think two back to back episodes of Keeping Up With the Kardashians would have given you the same sensations and saved any trauma on your ear.

ManicMortuary · 31-35, F

Haha but then I'd have brain trauma, and I'm not about that life

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I'd help out when I could *feeds you soup and watches it just pour back out of your mouth* "Damn, she must have watched the episode where Kim gets awarded an honorary Doctorate in business".

Steerpike · 46-50, M

Regarding your high libido, you may have told exactly the right person. Lay it in my gentle hands and for god's sake stop playing with your ears.

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hump the wall or punch yourself till you faint n stuff..

ManicMortuary · 31-35, F

I've tried punching my thighs, ends up having the opposite effect

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@LivingDeadGirl: lol, you masochist...sit on something which vibrates and then sleep with a smile

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