I Have a Dangerously High Libido

In an attempt to control this awful affliction, I just stretched my ear again. The pain was searing, going 2 sizes up, just to get that hour of reprieve..but then again, the pain becomes a turn on after a while. I'm trying to focus on the fact that my ear hurts, a part of my body that I don't consider erogenous. But the pain itself..it doesn't even matter anymore. I just want to cry, I just want to have an hour, ten minutes of clarity. Of fucking peace.

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SW-User

I think two back to back episodes of Keeping Up With the Kardashians would have given you the same sensations and saved any trauma on your ear.

ManicMortuary · 31-35, F

Haha but then I'd have brain trauma, and I'm not about that life

SW-User

I'd help out when I could *feeds you soup and watches it just pour back out of your mouth* "Damn, she must have watched the episode where Kim gets awarded an honorary Doctorate in business".