Did you ever charge the army of constantinople holding nothing but a small knife used for pealing fruit ?

A spork

I did.

I survived.

They thought I was a crazy person and ignored me.

But I declared myself the winner anyway.

You only make that mistake once.

Goddamn Turks!!!

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