I Want To Lose My Virginity

I'm A Virgin.... But not with a human.

I LIKE CALCULATORS, DAMMIT.

I'M ob<x>jectUM. I DON'T LIKE HUMANS.

But my TI-Nspire CX that I call Pierre is sooooo smexy!
I love my Pierre ;) And I already have done things to him SEVERAL times!!!

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Truble4all

At least in the virginity department you are still a perfectly normal virgin..I just hope you don't Zap your first guy to death! Lol

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TetrisGuy · 26-30, M

Me? You're pretty sick for not accepting people's orientations. It might be objectively Darwinistic, but love is subjective.

TetrisGuy · 26-30, M

Hm? I thought I replied to this.
You're the sociopath, here.
You can have an opinion. That doesn't make you right.
I have logically justified OS, and you're the only one that doesn't consider me an intellectual.
My orientation has taken me to positive places and has driven me to discover many new mathematical and cosmological theories. Can the same be said for yours?

TetrisGuy · 26-30, M

That gives me an idea for a character (I make a lot of OCs haha).

Gauntlets28

Well the TI-Nspire CX IS a fine instrument. A little far past anything I'd need it for, but still good. And I'm fairly sure someone's made Tetris for it too.

TetrisGuy · 26-30, M

chief15

What state are you in

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TetrisGuy · 26-30, M

I love how you're stalking me now. xD

RocketBastard

Lol totally :D~

TetrisGuy · 26-30, M

You seemed to enjoy my little story I wrote on your answer. Is there something you want to say about that? Haha message me.

ChessHottie

MATH: Is like Sex. ADD the Bed. SUBTRACT the Cloths. DIVIDE The Legs. AND then MULTIPLY! lol!

TetrisGuy · 26-30, M

Hahaha I need to update this story. xD

dirk0783

How are you? How did you figure out, your electricity fetish?

TetrisGuy · 26-30, M

I've always had one. Though that isn't the reason why I wanted a HV guy.
But this story is ages old. My criteria are completely different now.
Every human on earth is excluded.
Every living thing.
I'm objectum. I love my calculator. Haha :3

dirk0783

Interesting

MysteriousLion

u r awesome yr...good humour dear..:)and enjoy ur virginity..:)

Slinkymike88

Id say ur still a virgin....

TetrisGuy · 26-30, M

Yay, I don't want to have lived my life thinking I lost my virginity to that fetish object. Especially since I also use it for its intended use all the time. I still want to lose my virginity, but not right now. I'm just 15.

julius5626

Object, no way..

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