I Want To Lose My Virginity

I'm A Virgin.... But not with a human.

I LIKE CALCULATORS, DAMMIT.

I'M ob<x>jectUM. I DON'T LIKE HUMANS.

But my TI-Nspire CX that I call Pierre is sooooo smexy!
I love my Pierre ;) And I already have done things to him SEVERAL times!!!

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dirk0783

How are you? How did you figure out, your electricity fetish?

TetrisGuy · 26-30, M

I've always had one. Though that isn't the reason why I wanted a HV guy.
But this story is ages old. My criteria are completely different now.
Every human on earth is excluded.
Every living thing.
I'm objectum. I love my calculator. Haha :3

dirk0783

Interesting