I Want To Lose My Virginity

I'm A Virgin.... But not with a human.

I LIKE CALCULATORS, DAMMIT.

I'M ob<x>jectUM. I DON'T LIKE HUMANS.

But my TI-Nspire CX that I call Pierre is sooooo smexy!
I love my Pierre ;) And I already have done things to him SEVERAL times!!!