I Want To Lose My Virginity

I'm A Virgin.... But not with a human.

I LIKE CALCULATORS, DAMMIT.

I'M ob<x>jectUM. I DON'T LIKE HUMANS.

But my TI-Nspire CX that I call Pierre is sooooo smexy!
I love my Pierre ;) And I already have done things to him SEVERAL times!!!

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Truble4all

At least in the virginity department you are still a perfectly normal virgin..I just hope you don't Zap your first guy to death! Lol

TetrisGuy · 26-30, M

I'm actually objectum sexual XD I don't like humans, and if I do have sex with one, it'll only be for the experience. I'm not attracted to humans XD My love is a calculator. :P

TetrisGuy · 26-30, M

Me? You're pretty sick for not accepting people's orientations. It might be objectively Darwinistic, but love is subjective.

TetrisGuy · 26-30, M

Hm? I thought I replied to this.
You're the sociopath, here.
You can have an opinion. That doesn't make you right.
I have logically justified OS, and you're the only one that doesn't consider me an intellectual.
My orientation has taken me to positive places and has driven me to discover many new mathematical and cosmological theories. Can the same be said for yours?

TetrisGuy · 26-30, M

That gives me an idea for a character (I make a lot of OCs haha).