Did you know porcupines are HUGE?Why did I think they were hedgehog size? They can get up to like 30lbs and 30 inches long. 😱
Do you ever convince yourself no one likes you?even though you know that isn’t a realistic thought but then you try to reach out and get completely ignored, even by a counselor, and so now you know it has to be true, and you want to curl up into oblivion? No? Just me?
Psst. You want a raisinet? or a pretzel?the snack shack is now ***closed*** because it’s time for me to go home, and I know you stragglers will keep asking for snacks for months to come. Thank you for stopping by. Except for the people who were ungrateful 👀
Did you go on any weird field trips in school?We were taken to a taxidermist in 1st grade. Who approved that?