Have you ever thought about dropping a baby?

I would never do it, but I'd be lying if I said I've never thought about it. Legit, every time I'm watching any show where a baby is just born, there is always a scene where someone asks if they could hold the baby.

I ALWAYS play out a scene in my head where the carrier just drops the baby on its head in front of the mother. And the baby dies, which makes this the mother's greatest regret. And the person who was holding onto the baby, imagine how they'd feel! Neither would be able to get a wink of sleep... The mother would forever think "why did I let them hold my baby?" Meanwhile the baby-murderer would now think, "I absolutely ruined a woman's life and killed her child..."

But it never happens on TV. They just look at that wrinkled glob of a human and make coochie-coochie-coo sounds or something. And I gotta admit, I get a little disappointed for the show not taking that dark turn. After all, we need something new and refreshing to watch.