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If a beaver were to identify as a "wood chuck", what would be the productive capacity of felling trees in a 24 hour cycle for that individual?

Bratt · F
Your basic Transchuck fells on average bout' 2 saplings in 24.
GerOttman · 61-69, M
I would postulate that a beaver who identifies as a woodchuck would fell as many trees as a beaver who identifies as a woodchuck could fell if a beaver who identifies as a woodchuck could fell trees.
GuyWithOpinions · 31-35, M
@GerOttman my theory into such matters conists of: approximately 300lbs per day, varying by region.

Perhaps toothpaste would be an adequate boost to productivity and morale across all parties.
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Are you asking, how much wood would a wood chuck chuck, if the wood chuck was actually a beaver? 🤔

 
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