I A Lesson Learned

I used to party a lot at the beach, used to but not anymore. It was always a favorite place to dine and drink, then sit on the beach and talk till daylight. One night I met a really cool guy at this bar. We were hitting it off so well, that I decided to stay when my friends left. Well, my handsome friend soon got too much to drink and I found myself alone in a bar full of strangers . I knew I shouldn't drive, but decided to anyway. As I left the parking lot, there was a cop - looking right at me. When I heard him start his car, I made a U turn and pulled in behind him. I unbuttoned a few more buttons, and walked to his window, explaining that I had felt fine when I left the bar. I bent down and asked as sweetly as I could if he would please take me home. I was fully prepared to do all those things you read about girls doing to avoid a big ticket, but it wasn't necessary. He agreed to take me home, and even refused coffee when I asked.
Well, the next morning I got up, totally forgetting the previous night, and noticed my car was missing. Holding tightly to my head so that it didn't fly off, I called the police to report it stolen. I know my face was red when I hung up. That was the last time for me. Now I get a bottle of wine for the beach and leave my car where it belongs.