Work wit' me now... They claim that if you love someone set them free), if it comes back...

FloorGenAdm · 51-55, M

First of all if they've got you to a point where they need to set you free...that right there is way shady in the first place.

Degbeme · 70-79, M

If you see them coming back close the fucking door real quick. 🤭

Lilymoon · F

🤣 ass wipe manpon is my new phrase today. 😜

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Mamapolo2016 · F

These days, if it comes back, it's a stalker.

LadyJ · F

This made me giggle 🤭.. and so true,i never really believed in that saying if you let them go it's usually because we don't want them to come back,it makes no sense 😁

Ambroseguy80 · 51-55, M

Hilarious!!! I was just going to make a separate post of this, but since you did all the work, I’ll let you have it!

mondayschild2 · F

They probably came back because no one else would have that arrogant ass🤭

Darkskiescoming · 51-55, M

Take their manpon ass and bury them in the backyard and just hope the dog don't dig up their stinky ass.

summersong · F

At one point I would’ve married them 😂

WandererTony · 56-60, M

Well, they are still yours.

vetguy1991 · 51-55, M

Then you know

wildbill83 · 36-40, M

"Inspirational" quotes/sayings in general annoy me...

It's usually just a bunch of naive, fickle nonsensical bullshit people say to make themselves look enlightened... 🤔

DunningKruger · 61-69, M

"I am not your backup plan, schmoe."

Keepitsimple · 51-55, F

Sorry, who are you again?

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