I Am Vain

[b]Boiled, mashed or fried? [/b]

I’m having Christmas jumper anxiety. Need to buy one for the staff Christmas party. But they(jumpers in general) make me look like a potato. Anything reasonably loose makes me look like a potato in all honesty. 😫

Yes. I know. I just need to shut up & buy the bloody thing.

But, uh!

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GLITTER · 36-40, F

When I get home I’ll take you a picture of my favourite Christmas jumper. It makes boobs pop out EVERYWHERE 😂😂

SevenTierCrazyCake · F

@AnneHoney no. It’s a jumper. Though there is such a thing as a jumper dress. You may call it a sweater.

SevenTierCrazyCake · F

@GLITTER blush inducing guy is away anyway. 😐 He won’t even be there when I’m done up to the nineties for the super fancy dinner on Tuesday. Ragin’