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I Am Vain

[b]Boiled, mashed or fried? [/b]

I’m having Christmas jumper anxiety. Need to buy one for the staff Christmas party. But they(jumpers in general) make me look like a potato. Anything reasonably loose makes me look like a potato in all honesty. 😫

Yes. I know. I just need to shut up & buy the bloody thing.

But, uh!

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Degbeme · 70-79, M
I love potatoes.... but I digress. Buy it. ;)
@Degbeme uh. I did.
Degbeme · 70-79, M
@SevenTierCrazyCake Well let`s see it!
@Degbeme it’s a prinark special (you won’t know what that means. Never mind)

This upsets me on a deep fundamental level.
Degbeme · 70-79, M
@SevenTierCrazyCake That is.... ah ... um ... festive. Yes Festive!! 😬
@Degbeme it’s breaking me, not gonna lie. Lol!
Degbeme · 70-79, M
@SevenTierCrazyCake Well if the truth be known, I`d be the boring one in the office. 😂
AnneHoney · 36-40, F
I thought you were talking some weird British food.@SevenTierCrazyCake
Degbeme · 70-79, M
@AnneHoney @SevenTierCrazyCake isn`t British. She is Irish. ;)
@Degbeme thank you, Darling. 😁
Degbeme · 70-79, M
GLITTER · 36-40, F
@SevenTierCrazyCake yeah that jumpers ugly af 😂 you’re not getting laid at the Xmas party 🤣🤣🤣
@GLITTER blush inducing guy is away anyway. 😐 He won’t even be there when I’m done up to the nineties for the super fancy dinner on Tuesday. Ragin’
GLITTER · 36-40, F
@SevenTierCrazyCake yeah but the crazy drunk selfies you can send him whilst he’s away outta do the trick 😋
@GLITTER I’ll sort something out 😏