I Like Jokes
I just some things shouldn’t exist. Like some things are just annoying and pointless. And when I say some things I mean cyclists. Nah I’m kidding, just some cyclists you know. Like the ones on bicycles
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Azlotto · M
An blind man walks into an all-girl biker bar by mistake.
He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the waiter, "hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"
The bar immediately falls silent. In a deep husky voice the woman next to him says, "before you tell that joke, i think it's only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:
The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
The bouncer is a blonde girl.
I'm a 6 foot tall 175 pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate
The woman sitting next to me is a blonde and a professional weight lifter.
The lady to your right is a blonde and a professional wrestler.
Now, think about it seriously mister, do you still wanna tell that joke?"
The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters, "No...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the waiter, "hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"
The bar immediately falls silent. In a deep husky voice the woman next to him says, "before you tell that joke, i think it's only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:
The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
The bouncer is a blonde girl.
I'm a 6 foot tall 175 pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate
The woman sitting next to me is a blonde and a professional weight lifter.
The lady to your right is a blonde and a professional wrestler.
Now, think about it seriously mister, do you still wanna tell that joke?"
The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters, "No...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."