I Like Jokes

A man walks into a bar and sits down to order a drink. On the bar is a toy piano with a foot-tall man playing it masterfully. The Customer asks the barkeep, "What's up with that?"
The Bartender responded, "Well I found an unusual man's ring on the sidewalk yesterday and when I put it on a genie appeared and granted me a wish, here's the ring."
The customer thought for a moment, "Any chance I could try out that ring myself? I could sure use a change in my luck."
"I don't see why not", responded the barkeep " but go into the bathroom and do it because I don't want every customer bothering me for a go at it."
So the customer took the ring into the bathroom and a moment later the bar suddenly filled with every variety of duck known to man, thousands upon thousands of them.
The customer stormed out of the bathroom, ducks spilling out of the doorway all around him.
"What the hell!", exclaimed the customer, " I asked for a million bucks, not a million ducks!"
Laughing, the barkeep asked, "Did you really think I wished for a twelve-inch pianist?"

An blind man walks into an all-girl biker bar by mistake.

He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the waiter, "hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"

The bar immediately falls silent. In a deep husky voice the woman next to him says, "before you tell that joke, i think it's only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:

The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.

The bouncer is a blonde girl.

I'm a 6 foot tall 175 pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate

The woman sitting next to me is a blonde and a professional weight lifter.

The lady to your right is a blonde and a professional wrestler.

Now, think about it seriously mister, do you still wanna tell that joke?"

The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters, "No...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

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