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COME TO TEXAS!
A New York businessman and his partner were looking to relocate their business, so the businessman sent his partner to Texas in order to scope things out for a possible relocation site.
It so happened that a young well-dressed woman was walking down a street in Forth Worth when she unluckily slipped on a banana peel and tumbled headlong into a trash can. With her upturned skirt draped over the mouth of the trash can, the woman kicked her stockinged legs wildly in an effort to escape. Finally exhausting herself, the poor woman fell asleep upside down in the trash can, legs and high heels in the air.
At that moment the business partner rounded a corner and to his amazement saw the woman's legs pointing skyward from inside the trash can.
He frantically phoned his partner in New York.
"Jake?" he said. "This is Herb. Sell everything and come out here to Texas. Hell, they're [i]throwing away[/i] better stuff here than we can ever hope to find in New York!!"
A New York businessman and his partner were looking to relocate their business, so the businessman sent his partner to Texas in order to scope things out for a possible relocation site.
It so happened that a young well-dressed woman was walking down a street in Forth Worth when she unluckily slipped on a banana peel and tumbled headlong into a trash can. With her upturned skirt draped over the mouth of the trash can, the woman kicked her stockinged legs wildly in an effort to escape. Finally exhausting herself, the poor woman fell asleep upside down in the trash can, legs and high heels in the air.
At that moment the business partner rounded a corner and to his amazement saw the woman's legs pointing skyward from inside the trash can.
He frantically phoned his partner in New York.
"Jake?" he said. "This is Herb. Sell everything and come out here to Texas. Hell, they're [i]throwing away[/i] better stuff here than we can ever hope to find in New York!!"
