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SageWanderer · 70-79, M
All I can add is they were making the rounds in our neighborhood one day so I answered the doper naked. They have never been back. There is a sign near the doorbell warning it is a clothing optional household. Maybe they can't read?
greenmountaingal · 70-79, F
@nudewalker: Thanks for giving this old lady a big laugh!
SW-User
@greenmountaingal: lol that's awesome
greenmountaingal · 70-79, F
My friend's late husband had a wild sense of humor. He once answered the door to the JWs and told them her was a dedicated Satanist, then invited them in for a worship session with animal sacrifice. They never came back until he died!
SageWanderer · 70-79, M
I have my own stories too. Same thing happened to my mother. All us siblings caught on and we got her away from them. So it was a bit of a payback too!
SageWanderer · 70-79, M
@greenmountaingal: They must have passed that I am a nudist to the Mormons too!
greenmountaingal · 70-79, F
Then there was my communist mom...she answered their knock one day while I was visiting her. Here's the dialogue:
"Good Morning, Ma'am. Do you know God?"
"No. Do you?"
"Yes, we do!"
"Good. Then tell God when he feeds all the starving children in the world, we can talk."
Door clicked shut firmly. No return JW visits.
"Good Morning, Ma'am. Do you know God?"
"No. Do you?"
"Yes, we do!"
"Good. Then tell God when he feeds all the starving children in the world, we can talk."
Door clicked shut firmly. No return JW visits.