Funny stories about current or former relationships

only sad

The first guy that I "dated" during my senior year of high school moved after we graduated. When we went our separate ways, we simply said "See ya" and that was it.

When I saw it the second time I blurted out "I thought it was bigger."

my first kiss w him was weird. i literally pecked him on the lips and pulled away to wipe off my lips LMAOO

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I divorced a Jehovah's Witness.

I went out with one girl we went swimming and she lay in my arms and I kissed her tummy then I noticed it suddenly went quite looked up and everyone was staring as us so she jump in another pool and her top lifted up and she didn’t notice and her boobs were on full display 🤣

All of mine were a damn joke