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I loaned a friend $5000 to get plastic surgery he never paid me back and I cant find him because I don't know what he looks like now
46-50, M
25 replies
Jun 4, 2016
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yer up awfully late or early as the case may be! Spent two tours of duty on Navy ships home ported at Pearl Harbor. One of my fondest recollections is the sweet smell of Plumeria, especially on leis. Take a good whiff for me, would you?馃
Connection is that they are both jokes, that's all.馃槒
SimplyTracie22-25, F
Okay I get it. You just wanted to sneak it in. I think it's great. 馃槉
Mahalo, Hawaiian Lady
A Medical Distinction

There is a medical distinction between Guts and Balls. We've heard colleagues referring to people with Guts, or with Balls. Do they, however, know the difference between them?

Here's the official distinction; straight from the British Medical Journal: Volume 323; page 295.

GUTS - Is arriving home late, after a night out with the lads, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the Guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere? "

BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the lads, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the Balls to say: "You're next, Chubby"

I trust this clears up any confusion.

Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome; both are fatal.
SimplyTracie22-25, F
馃 I don't see the connection between the two stories but okay.
FreeInterpretation41-45, F
.. and then he died in a car accident, his guardian angel lost him but then heaven's gate keeper sent him back to earth, he said wrong person <-- old joke.
SpiritOfSoul26-30, F
Lol VG
vetguy199146-50, M
Darina26-30, F
you come in the pool...
us water is not enough...hehehe
vetguy199146-50, M
Darina26-30, F
vetguy199146-50, M
lol xal

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