damn liberals and their sporks [I Am Adorable]

Use of sporks will lead to this too #RejectTheLeft

Sometimes it's like they're on a different plane of existence and the only thing they spew is crap from both ends

I'm exclusively forkosexual.

Sporking leads to dancing, and we all know where that leads! 😂

Wait 🤔

...I thought forks were the girl and spoons were the boy?!

Spork...I’ve seen/used them...inatimate objects.

You only use sporks in prison though, right?

Let me lick your salty spork!

Fellas, are sporks gay?

Well now I'm scared of sporks. Thanks a lot 😭