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What’s something you’ve done that I probably haven’t done? [I Am Adorable]

Extra points if it’s something I maybe should have done but didn’t 👀 guess guess guess
Miram · 31-35, F
I ate testicles, as an actual meal.
deadgerbil · 22-25
@adorbz protect your innocence
Entwistle · 56-60, M
@Miram You could buy testicles at the butchers here
. They were called sweetbreads. Not sure if you still can..
Viper · M
@Entwistle breads? 🍞 How does balls become... [b]Nope! Never Mind, I don't wanna know![/b]
SW-User
Got fired from a job because I missed work because I was in jail.
SW-User
@TurtlePink @adorbz So the reason that I was fired was because I couldn't call them and them know I wouldn't be there. You know, because I was in jail.
adorbz · 26-30, F
@SW-User ok yeah 😱 maybe they shouldn’t have waited for the jail then 😱😅
@SW-User no you wouldn't😂 you do crack and heroinr??

What did yoi really do lmfao
Yulianna · 22-25, F
🤗 had sex with my cousin Natalka?
Yulianna · 22-25, F
@ExperienceDLT i am even... you seem to be odd.
@Yulianna 🤷‍♂️guilty as charged
@Yulianna anyway I'm bored now so moving on 👋
BalmyNites · F
Broke both my arms at the same time
BalmyNites · F
@SW-User Thanks 😌
SW-User
Morning ☕@BalmyNites
BalmyNites · F
@SW-User Good evening here 😊
Oster1 · M
Owned, rode and competed in horse shows.🐴😊
TurtlePink · 22-25, F
You ever hid under a school bus when it was parked loading up kids and then it took off while you still under there?
TurtlePink · 22-25, F
@cherokeepatti that's terrible, hun 😢😭😭
SW-User
@cherokeepatti Sorry to say, but I can somewhat relate. In my case, it was more to avoid being cussed out.
cherokeepatti · 61-69, F
@TurtlePink My father would go out and get drunk and come home and step up from the den into the kitchen and one night my sister left a kitchen cabinet door open and when he was stepping up he hit the corner of the door on his head and it made a mark on it. We heard his cussing and he made us get up and told us to never leave that door open again. So the next time he went off to get drunk my older sister went to the kitchen and opened the cabinet door and he came home drunk again & hit his head again. We heard him yelling and scattered like rats and me & my younger sister slid under our bed and got to the middle where he wouldn’t find us 😂 It was scary there for awhile.
cherokeepatti · 61-69, F
Caught a wild crow with my hands.
cherokeepatti · 61-69, F
@SW-User This crow would eat corn or cornbread right away. If I gave him a slice of wheat bread he’d take it and fly over to a spot in the yard and lay it down and find a leaf, put the oak leaf on the bread and then find a rock and put the rock on top of the leaf to keep it from flying away. I guess saving the bread for in case he didnt’ find anything better to eat.
cherokeepatti · 61-69, F
@adorbz One time at lunch break at work (in the dorm area of a university) I was sitting in the break room and my lead came in and told me that there was a yellow bird in a tree and since I liked birds maybe I would try to catch it. I went out there and it was a yellow parakeet sitting on a branch of a crape myrtle tree (there was a row of them next to the building). My friend and the lead stood and was watching. I told them to back up so not to scare the bird. They decided to go inside and within 5 minutes caught it and brought it inside.
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Oh they are very intelligent 👍. Lol @cherokeepatti
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At first I couldn't think of anything, then I started considering my nerdiest achievements:

Got an article in the local paper for winning three consecutive middle school geography bees.
Received an award in high school for perfect attendance.

🤦‍♂️
adorbz · 26-30, F
@SW-User yeah hmmm definitely not perfect attendance for me 🤪😅
Madgirl · 26-30, F
build a bomb
adorbz · 26-30, F
@Madgirl 😱😱
Nanori · F
Showed a picture of a virtual character to my friends and told them he's my bf then tried to convince them I lied,





They didn't believe it when I said I was lying :|
adorbz · 26-30, F
@Nanori if you believe hard enough he will magically appear 🥺
Nanori · F
@adorbz that level of advanced cyborg isn't invented yet :'|
SW-User
Copied a masterpiece using pastels. People need to try and replicate art to appreciate them more
adorbz · 26-30, F
@SW-User not done it 😮
SW-User
@adorbz you should. No matter the level of your skill. Seriously
greenmountaingal · 70-79, F
@SW-User Have you ever tried creating copied art with one of those reflector lamps that project a painting or drawing or photograph onto paper?
Doing cocaine and having a threesome.
@SW-User It was a long time ago for me as well.
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😅..I have only so many brain cells left..@WonderGirl1
@SW-User 🤣 🥰
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This thread is really gonna let people know how trashy I used to be.
empanadas · 31-35, M
@SW-User meh no judgement here. ngl i kind of admire that you got a phd with all these stories
adorbz · 26-30, F
@SW-User it’s doing a good job of exposing me too 🤪
adorbz · 26-30, F
@empanadas yesss definitely it’s awesome 🤩🤩
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@Miram 👀
adorbz · 26-30, F
@Miram ok maybe not like that 😆
Viper · M
@Miram stop bragging! 🤪

Shouldn't we all be so successful (at work or otherwise lol)
dubkebab · 51-55, M
I had a walking on hot coals phase,I got pretty into it.
One night we were sitting around a campfire in a clearing next to Hippie Chris' teepee,
just passing the pipe and BS-ing,and he says-"hey guys,we should walk on fire tonight"
Everyone laughed but I'm getting psyched and going'fuck yeah-if you go first I am all in!'
So he and I raked a path of burning embers about 20 feet long,did our little stoner warrior incantations and sure enough strode calmly across hot coals. IT WAS AWESOME.
I got pretty fired up back in town about how this is my new thing and anyone can do it,and we should have a massive bonfire friday night, and by the end of summer many in our circle had taken the leap,so to speak and I was like the chief firewalker cheerleader and it did my self esteem and ego good.Too good,for as in many things which one takes into egocentric areas you can tend to showboat and get over confident.
I was definitely showing off the night Me and Tim brought a group of college girls on a road trip up to the abandoned cabin miles from the nearest houses with a trusty jug of vodka,stars in abundance,drunken songs,poems and of course a substantial bonfire and my eventual empowerment peptalk and preparing of the massive bed of super hot coals which I was first to stroll calmly across to the delight and amusement of the girls I was actually impressing for a change-until I took a bow,drunkenly turned back to walk back across the primordial glowing heap again-tah daaah!-and got a hot coal somehow stuck between my toes.Which burned the fuck out of them,blistered and sizzling away.I could have easily pissed off some spirits.Or just been that drunk guy,playing with fire.
But the night ended well because I got down with a cute blonde under the moonlight.
And she and all her friends did their first firewalk that night and had a lot of laughs and adventure and I limped for a while but it was not a very big deal,luckily.
Heck,I'm ready to do it again. Any fool can.
Gillian · 46-50, T
Skydiving in Denmark 🙃
Yulianna · 22-25, F
@Gillian 😂 i have a good friend with whom this is a constant, good natured argument. your explanation is the best i have heard!
Gillian · 46-50, T
@Yulianna your friend is a wise person, lol. And yay, best explanation 🥳
Yulianna · 22-25, F
@Gillian 😂
Straylight · 31-35, F
Learned how to pick locks.
JoeyFoxx · 51-55, M
@Straylight stay out of my house already!
adorbz · 26-30, F
@Straylight I did it once but I think I got lucky or it was already broken 👀👀 but I felt like a genius 😆 learned though no
SW-User
@Straylight I can pick locks. Now there's a skill I've never used outside of practice 😂
Straylight · 31-35, F
I’ve handled a venomous snake.
adorbz · 26-30, F
@Straylight I had a snake on my neck 👀 but it probably wasn’t venomous
SW-User
@Straylight have you handled the one eyed trouser snake?
Straylight · 31-35, F
@SW-User You mean the fuzzy inch worm?
Jlhzfromep · M
Scuba dive on a coral reef
adorbz · 26-30, F
@Jlhzfromep that must be so cool 🥺
Jlhzfromep · M
@adorbz cool indeed.
Made birds with fabrik and beeads..

adorbz · 26-30, F
@Soossie awwww it’s cute 🥺
@adorbz

Thank you adorbs..🤗
Crawl down a black, can’t see , smoke filled hallway,,dragging a hose line, hoping you’ll find the fire before it finds you.
TurtlePink · 22-25, F
@soar2newhighs thank you for your service
@adorbz It is...called “dancing with the devil!” More commonly known as firefighting. Yeah, scary, the unknown.
@TurtlePink you’re welcome.
SW-User
Fingered a girl on a school bus

Edit: okay you perverts I was also a kid! We were 15 calm yourselves lol
MarineBob · 56-60, M
@SW-User stay off those school buses
adorbz · 26-30, F
@SW-User on a train 🤫🤫🥴 but not a bus
TurtlePink · 22-25, F
@SW-User no but i used to write "Mr. Lester loves cock" on the back of the seats with a sharpie 😌😌
Here's a very personal one... Read the Terms and Conditions of any website, app, etc.
TurtlePink · 22-25, F
@NerdyPotato I used to do stuff like that whenever I was bored. It wasn't a website but it was of like manuals and the legal disclaimers stuff written very tiny that's on the back of something.
adorbz · 26-30, F
@NerdyPotato I mean I know the SW TOS but I haven’t really all of the stuff in the more complicated pages 😅
TurtlePink · 22-25, F
You ever hid in a corn maze and stayed over night with a bunch of friends there?
adorbz · 26-30, F
@TurtlePink it sounds really fun 😍
TurtlePink · 22-25, F
@adorbz oh it was 🤣
GunFinger · F
Moved to another country by myself, discovered a lot and made plenty of friends.😊
SW-User
Very courageous 👍 @GunFinger
meJess · F
Died, but only for 12 seconds. Not suggesting it for your bucket list
adorbz · 26-30, F
@meJess wow 👀👀
@meJess That happened to my younger brother 😔 it was a horrible day and there was a terrorist attack in my city and hospitals were full ugh horrible day!
had dinner at Windows on the World
adorbz · 26-30, F
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toddr13 · 46-50, M
@saragoodtimes I did, many times. And drinks at the Greatest Bar on Earth.
SW-User
Nodded out while driving on a highway.
adorbz · 26-30, F
@SW-User uh oh 😱
@SW-User I had a girlfriend years ago that lived in a different city and I'd go see her after work.. I'd stay until around 3 am and then drive home which took a bit over an hour and one time I think I actually dozed off for about 6 minutes on the highway haha. Luckily there were zero other drivers around but yeah it was terrifying when I looked at the clock and was like waaait a minute..was I abducted????
TurtlePink · 22-25, F
You ever got locked in a barn 🤣🙊🙈😤
adorbz · 26-30, F
@TurtlePink no how did you get locked in a barn 🤣
TurtlePink · 22-25, F
@adorbz lets just say that my Grandpa was freakin deaf and he didn’t hear me say “Grandpa, I’m in here” 🤣
cherokeepatti · 61-69, F
@TurtlePink Me and my sister climbed into my mother’s cedar chest and got locked inside. My mom was asleep on the couch and didn’t wake up when we were yelling for help. It was getting hot inside and finally we pushed and kicked till we broke the lock and got out. I think I was about 3 years old.
SW-User
Been inside the tunnels at the LHC.
adorbz · 26-30, F
@SW-User I had to look that up 😆 I have been to Geneva though but only for 3 hours 😅
SW-User
@adorbz The CERN campus is way on the edge of the city, it straddles the French boarder.
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BitterSweetPotato · 31-35, F
Being un-adorable sometime during my days?
adorbz · 26-30, F
@BitterSweetPotato I have definitely done this 🤣
BitterSweetPotato · 31-35, F
@adorbz NO WAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 😱
SW-User
Hid in a closet so I wouldn't get hit.
adorbz · 26-30, F
@SW-User oh no I’ve done that many times 👀 I hope you’re safe now 🤗
SW-User
@adorbz Life is happier 😊
CountScrofula · 41-45, M
Encountered a wild bear and used basic bear safety so we both left happy and unannoyed.
CountScrofula · 41-45, M
@adorbz The black bears here can just be scared off. They really don't fight people unless there's something really fuckin' wrong with the bear.
SW-User
@adorbz Just carry bear mace.
SW-User
@CountScrofula You don't wanna bump into a bear with emotional problems.
Darkskiescoming · 51-55, M
Flown in an apache helicopter over the Saudi desert.
SW-User
Singing in front of hundreds of audiences 👀
adorbz · 26-30, F
@SW-User nopee 😅🎶
Viper · M
A young Irish Woman 😏lol
adorbz · 26-30, F
@Viper I have though 🤣🤣
Viper · M
@adorbz Pics or it didn't happen 🤣 ;) jk
SW-User
I have pet a real lion.
adorbz · 26-30, F
@SW-User ooooh 👀 I haven’t done that
SW-User
@adorbz He was knocked out for surgery, but omg, it was a spiritual experience for me.
Mergirl123 · 26-30, F
Laugh while baby being delivered
adorbz · 26-30, F
@Mergirl123 maybe it tickles I wouldn’t know 🤪
SW-User
Written scientific papers.
JRVanguard · 26-30, M
I repelled down a wall in a harness I had to make myself out of a single piece of rope and a clip
@JRVanguard
I know, until I got down from the platform, trusting the rope... Then finding the trick how to work it, and it was so fun and short. Lol
JRVanguard · 26-30, M
@SapphicHeart By the time you figure it out you’re at the end of the wall😅
Nanori · F
Sucked dick
adorbz · 26-30, F
@Nanori congrats 🤪 yeah I didn’t do that👀
Nanori · F
@adorbz *gasps in hoeism*
SW-User
Been to Moscow and Leningrad, yes it was USSR and it was called Lenigrad. I saw Lenin in his tomb😑

I travelled to Greece alone and lived there for 3 months

Had 4 babies by c section
adorbz · 26-30, F
@SW-User is it the real Lenin 😱
SW-User
@SW-User 4 babies by c-section…instead of stitches did you just get a zip?! 😱
SW-User
@adorbz yes, it is
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Cooked crack cocaine
SW-User
@TimingQuasars No, I definitely do not synthesize cocaine. XD
@SW-User Remember to use a rubber spatula.
@SW-User the high i heard is just 15 minutes.
cherokeepatti · 61-69, F
sat on a log in a creek with a water moccasin inside the hole in the side
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@cherokeepatti goodness I Damn near ran away from boarding school in the middle of the night because I was being tormented with a rubber snake
cherokeepatti · 61-69, F
@SW-User after my sister got bit by a copperhead when we were burning brush piles someone gave her a rubber snake and she’d leave it on the porch deck. It would startle me every time I saw it and everyone else too. So one day my uncle picked it up and flung it up on the little roof over the front door. Never thought anything about it till my Frisbee flew up there & I had to get a ladder to get it off. I climbed up and saw that snake and almost fell off the ladder.
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@cherokeepatti You always have the most interesting stories. You've lived a good life.
SW-User
How about dancing cheek to cheek with a goat? (I mean it, literally)
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@adorbz It was funny. 🤓 I tried an experiment at a petting farm once. I figured that goats can be something like dogs. You know how you can teach your dog to dance and turn around for a treat? I bet myself that I could get a dairy goat to behave that way, and I did. I massaged her shoulders, and we ended up with our faces together and her front legs over my shoulders in a slow dance. It was cute.
adorbz · 26-30, F
@SW-User wow 😮😮
@SW-User Oh, those cheeks! 🤣
Hmm. Parachuting? 🤔
@adorbz
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Btw, did the new round get posted already?
adorbz · 26-30, F
@adorbz
Just found it, thank you. 😊
CountScrofula · 41-45, M
Drunk-drove but it was over a gigantic frozen lake with nothing we could possibly hit. Don't do this, kids.
adorbz · 26-30, F
@CountScrofula is it legal to do it off the roads? 👀 Like on private property at least
CountScrofula · 41-45, M
@adorbz Almost certainly not, and this was public land since it's a 234 square km lake lol
Harmonium1923 · 51-55, M
Had a poem published in an anthology that included a lot of famous writers.
adorbz · 26-30, F
@Harmonium1923 oooh awesome 🤩
SW-User
@Harmonium1923 Good for you. I am impressed. One of my friends told me that her mother had been trying to get published for 25 years without success. The competition is incredible.
MasterDvdC · 61-69, M
@Harmonium1923 Unfortunately the anthology I was published in didn't have any famous authors..
Viper · M
Put money AGAINST North Macedona (jk)
adorbz · 26-30, F
@Viper 👿👿👿👿👿👿👿👿
Viper · M
@adorbz I'm only kidding lol
adorbz · 26-30, F
@Viper grrrrrrr 🔪🔪👿hisssss
SW-User
Voice over work
uncalled4 · 56-60, M
@SW-User Cool! Who did you work for?
SW-User
I was in broadcasting @uncalled4
uncalled4 · 56-60, M
@SW-User ok, you don't have to say. I'm a union guy myself.

 
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