So what is your Coronavirus conspiricy theory?

I think my favorite is one I heard at work. This virus is being used as an excuse to make people stay home and be with family because there's a group of comets coming to destroy the planet.

Things are worse in China than they let on, they're spreading disinformation to other countries and they're covering a lot of things up including trying to shift the blame onto other countries like they've tried to do with Italy and the US.

My favorite one I’ve heard is that we’re all being put in quarantine so that the government can switch all the batteries in the drones that are disguised as birds when no one can see and the virus is made up by the mainstream media

I ain't sharing my tinfoil with anyone.

Doctors and nurses need more PPE to protect themselves from getting infected, but ALSO..

to reduce the human to human emotional transmission within the doctor patient relationship.

They NEED us to be "nothing more than germs in a petri dish behind the looking glass" in order for scientific analysis to not get muddled or entangled in human emotion. The goal, I think, would be to remove all subjectivity from medicine.

🎶 "leaning over you here, cold and catatonic, I catch a brief reflection of what you could and might have been" 🎶

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An American biological weapon that’s gotten rather out of hand.

This is my conspiracy theory. People aren’t dying of this virus they are dying of other medical ailments. Soon as someone dies they automatically say they die of this virus. 24/7 news need something to talk about so they are stressing everyone out.

It escaped the lab in wuhan and that's why China is lying about the death tole and had the journalists killed.😑

Russia sent the virus to slow down Chinese and American economies

China is trying to subjugate the world

It's being spread by cats. I'm safe.

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