How dangerous could stamp collecting really be? (Be creative)

Mamapolo2016 · F

1) Anthrax on the licky back of the stamp
2) Paper cuts from the edges that will host flesh-eating bacteria from the deepest darkest reaches of the world (that use stamps)
3) Someone notices you selling a rare stamp from your collection and realizes it’s the stamp from a letter acknowledging them as a bastard child and proving them a legitimate heir to a vast fortune [i][b]and they think you have the letter[/b][/i]
4) As you prepare to add a new acquisition to your collection, you draw in breath for a happy sigh, Hoover the stamp into your airway and choke to death

TheSirfurryanimalWales · 61-69, M

Philately will get you everywhere.

rjc36 · 56-60, M

You get an old stamp and go to lick it so you can stick it in your book only to find out that it was laced with a really powerful drug that has you seeing things. You start to run from your hallucination and fall down the steps and break you neck.