What did you do or say that got you kicked out of a place?
I told a bad a joke after a bible study ( in church) when I was 17. I still think the joke wasn't too bad lol
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Mamapolo2016 · F
At the age of 52 (it was a very good year) I wore fishnet knee high stockings under slacks. I didn’t technically get thrown out but got sent home to change because a glimpse of the two square inches of the delectable flesh on the top of my foot would have caused my male colleagues to spontaneously combust.
suchaslife · F
@Mamapolo2016 Gosh...
juiceyangel333 · 31-35, F
@Mamapolo2016 lol
Fungirlmmm · 51-55, F
Stepped in between two people that were fighting and one wouldn't stop so I ended up showing them they weren't so big that they couldn't be taken down. I didn't get arrested because the guy attacked me when I was trying to stop him and his girlfriend (?) From battering each other, but the officer told me to never do that again and asked me to leave the property. I don't regret stepping in because he was laying her out. They both got arrested.
bijouxbroussard · F
The only time in my life I was ever kicked out of anyplace was when I was four, visiting family down South, got away from the cousins who were supposed to be watching me, and wandered into a segregated store. The people yelled at me like I was a rat or something, and the security guard picked me up bodily and tossed me out on the sidewalk. I remember that so vividly, and I scraped my leg when I landed.
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suchaslife · F
@bijouxbroussard Excuse my ignorance but what do you mean south? Where?
bijouxbroussard · F
@suchaslife The American South, sorry. Louisiana, specifically. Some areas were still segregated in the early 60s.
suchaslife · F
@bijouxbroussard Right...Sad
HoraceGreenley · 56-60, M
suchaslife · F
@HoraceGreenley Maccas after drinks huh??That should do it lol
HoraceGreenley · 56-60, M
@suchaslife deadly combination
HoraceGreenley · 56-60, M
suchaslife · F
@HoraceGreenley Were you naked? Haha
HoraceGreenley · 56-60, M
@suchaslife No. But I one occasion I did start taking my clothes off.
suchaslife · F
@HoraceGreenley Naughty naughty
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suchaslife · F
@kingkyri Can see that happen lol..
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@kingkyri And I promise this only happened once, I did have too much to drink, not the bar's fault, mine, and while I hadn't been belligerent, or anything. Did catch me off guard. Apparently, being chatty while drunk, at a place where people look to get drunk, is a no-no and to fill in back story I wasn't even chatting with a woman, previously. So it caught me by large surprise when asked to leave, I remember it clearly, and I know the waitress was probably only doing what she felt she had to do in circumstance when I asked, politely, may I finish the drink I have before leaving? She smiled saying, yes.
And I promise this only happened once, but upon exit, I saw a woman beautiful to me. I knelt down, asked for her hand, she gave it, I kissed it and then said goodnight.
Sort of illustrating you can remember a lot when drunk until you ....
And I promise this only happened once, but upon exit, I saw a woman beautiful to me. I knelt down, asked for her hand, she gave it, I kissed it and then said goodnight.
Sort of illustrating you can remember a lot when drunk until you ....
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gummybears · F
@suchaslife yup 😂
suchaslife · F
@gummybears Good trick lol...it worked lol
gummybears · F
@suchaslife it did work, yeah