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What's the craziest joke you ever heard?

Picklebobble2 · 56-60, M
After a Psychiatrists convention ended four partners in a practice walked out together.

One broached a topic for the other three to consider.
"Since we are all professionals and learned in our field. What say we express a truth about ourselves in order to show our trust of each other ?"
The other three looked at each other somewhat anxiously realizing they could hardly refuse as it may lead the others to conclude he had much to hide.

"Since i brought it up, i will confess to you, my colleagues, that on occasion i have a deep desire to strangle some of my patients !"
The other three look at each other and after some consideration, decide that the comment was a fair one and one they could thoroughly understand.

The second partner said "I have to confess i do love expensive things ! And, if i'm honest, find myself cheating my patients into extra sessions just to enable me to buy something expensive i'm saving for !"
The other three listened intently. Discussed the pro's and cons of the admission and concluded it was a perfectly understandable thing to do.

The third partner drew breath and then said "I have to confess that there have been occasions where i have sold prescriptive medication needlessly to people i don't even know to fund my gambling habit.
The other partners listened intently and all said they would help wean him from his problem so he wouldn't have to do that anymore.

Finally the last partner confessed "I know full well it's against the rules of our profession, but try as i might i just cannot keep a secret !"
SW-User
Why did the shark eat the cookie?




Cos the cookie was in the shark.





A joke from a 3yr old.
DunningKruger · 61-69, M
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