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What did your fortune cookie tell you tonight?

fun4us2b · M
Taped to bottom of my desk drawer here at work, probably 15 years -

"Your future is as boundless as the lofty heaven"

That's a keeper, no?
fun4us2b · M
@pennynoodles or lives...
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
A desk swap would probably be easier.
fun4us2b · M
@pennynoodles You haven't seen my office! 😅
You will win Euromillions.. I won't.I forget to buy a ticket.
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
Remember who is your bestest noodley pal won't ya?@TheSirfurryanimalWales
ThroughMyEyes · 56-60, M
Women who fly upside down have crack up
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
I'll bear that theory in mind.@ThroughMyEyes
ThroughMyEyes · 56-60, M
Even better if bare @pennynoodles
indyjoe · 56-60, M
Confuscious say...first you need to get a fortune cookie.
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
It helps!@indyjoe
SW-User
"Fortune cookie always wrong"- Everybody Wants to be Cat-
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
Fair enough. Here, have a bowl of milk.@SW-User
xinbaba · 61-69, M
that wasn't chicken
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
Woof?@xinbaba
fun4us2b · M
@pennynoodles You mean - Meow!
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
Nooooooooooooooo@fun4us2b
SumKindaMunster · 51-55, M
Help! I'm trapped in a Chinese Bakery!
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
That's okay......just keep eating fortune cookies until one tells you that you will escape. @SumKindaMunster
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pennynoodles · 56-60, F
Make it a long ladder.@SW-User
TheConstantGardener · 56-60, M
That two Wongs won't make a.....Chicken and Noodles.
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
sciguy18 · M
“You will be hungry again in one hour.”
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
You'd be right about that.@sciguy18
Wishingwellguy · 46-50, M
That my moon is only half risen
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
Pull your trousers up then.@Wishingwellguy
Wishingwellguy · 46-50, M
Ha ha ha @pennynoodles
Nimbus · M
Please leave a generous tip
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
My tip for the weekend is...take an umbrella@Nimbus
SW-User
sleep early babe.
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
Best you do what it says.@SW-User

 
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