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What did your fortune cookie tell you tonight?

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xinbaba · 56-60, M
that wasn't chicken
pennynoodles · 51-55, F
Woof?[@655181,xinbaba]
fun4us2b · 61-69, M
[@14495,pennynoodles] You mean - Meow!
pennynoodles · 51-55, F
Nooooooooooooooo[@64578,fun4us2b]
SumKindaMunster · 51-55, M
Help! I'm trapped in a Chinese Bakery!
pennynoodles · 51-55, F
That's okay......just keep eating fortune cookies until one tells you that you will escape. [@622788,SumKindaMunster]
fun4us2b · 61-69, M
Taped to bottom of my desk drawer here at work, probably 15 years -

"Your future is as boundless as the lofty heaven"

That's a keeper, no?
fun4us2b · 61-69, M
[@14495,pennynoodles] or lives...
pennynoodles · 51-55, F
A desk swap would probably be easier.
fun4us2b · 61-69, M
[@14495,pennynoodles] You haven't seen my office! 😅
SamtheDog · M
[quote] [i]take a ladder to climb a wall!
Printed in Mexico[/i] [/quote]
pennynoodles · 51-55, F
Make it a long ladder.[@854658,Asificair]
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Nimbus · M
Please leave a generous tip
pennynoodles · 51-55, F
My tip for the weekend is...take an umbrella[@1313,Nimbus]
SW User
sleep early babe.
pennynoodles · 51-55, F
Best you do what it says.[@698907,Prettycool4u]
TheConstantGardener · 56-60, M
That two Wongs won't make a.....Chicken and Noodles.
pennynoodles · 51-55, F
😁[@335077,TheConstantGardener]
SirfurryanimalWales · 61-69, M
You will win Euromillions.. I won't.I forget to buy a ticket.
pennynoodles · 51-55, F
Remember who is your bestest noodley pal won't ya?[@356742,Sirfurryanimal]
ThroughMyEyes · 56-60, M
Women who fly upside down have crack up
pennynoodles · 51-55, F
I'll bear that theory in mind.[@854387,ThroughMyEyes]
ThroughMyEyes · 56-60, M
Even better if bare [@14495,pennynoodles]
indyjoe · 51-55, M
Confuscious say...first you need to get a fortune cookie.
pennynoodles · 51-55, F
It helps![@676121,indyjoe]
Justmerae · 51-55, F
"Fortune cookie always wrong"- Everybody Wants to be Cat-
pennynoodles · 51-55, F
Fair enough. Here, have a bowl of milk.[@2144,Justmerae]
sciguy18 · M
“You will be hungry again in one hour.”
pennynoodles · 51-55, F
You'd be right about that.[@361684,sciguy18]
Wishingwellguy · 41-45, M
That my moon is only half risen
pennynoodles · 51-55, F
Pull your trousers up then.[@398279,Wishingwellguy]
Wishingwellguy · 41-45, M
Ha ha ha [@14495,pennynoodles]

 
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