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What did the egg say to the boiling water?

"I don't think I can get hard. I just got laid this morning."
JoeyFoxx · 51-55, M
This is the first time I've heard a creative and suggestive riddle in a long time.
JoeyFoxx · 51-55, M
@SW-User plagiarism is the sincerest form of flattery
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@JoeyFoxx Well said, Colton 😏
JoeyFoxx · 51-55, M
@SW-User Should I Google that reference? Or can you explain it to me?
ozgirl512 · 26-30, F
You crack me up ....
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@ozgirl512 Very noice 😏
ozgirl512 · 26-30, F
@SW-User couldn't agree more 😝
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SweetMae · 70-79, F
SweetMae · 70-79, F
@SW-User 🤗 I still kicking!!
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@SweetMae That's awesome news! 🤗 I missed your energy around here!
SweetMae · 70-79, F
@SW-User It is good to see you too!🤗
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🤦🏻‍♂️ wtf that made me spit out my drink 😄😂😂
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@SW-User oh don't pull out the Halo with me! I know you have a little demon in you. 😂 Sorry I'll back up. 😏 😲🙊
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@SW-User Lol 😈
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@SW-User I see my double entendre got by you 😏
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@SW-User good to see you Alex!
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@SW-User Nice to see you too Wion! 😇😊
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@SW-User 😊🤗
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@Dewms Ay Dewms 😘
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JohnOinger · 41-45, M
@Alex160 So What Do You Think Of Wirth Campbell & Would You Do Him
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@JohnOinger Who's that?
JohnOinger · 41-45, M
@SW-User hes a guy who looks like a model whos from The Reality TV show Very Cavallari
Barefooter25 · 46-50, M
We haven't seen you around here for quite a while. Glad you are alright. 😃😆😉
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@Barefooter25 Thank you 😊
arthurca · M
😆Good one, Alex. Your humor is really cool.
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@arthurca 😆 Well, it's not my joke though
arthurca · M
@SW-User I understand, thank you for sharing anyway. Makes a good laugh.
hippyjoe1955 · 61-69, M
Its going to take me a while to get hard. I was just laid by some chick.
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LOL...that’s cute!😂
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@Haniazed 😆 I thought it was a little stronger than just "cute"
@SW-User Ha ha...mostly because it’s coming from you 😊
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@Haniazed 🤗 Awwwee
Lol that's good! Also good to see you back on here 🙂
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@PiecingBabyFaceTogether 😊 Good to see you too
ticklerguy · M
Naughty Naughty,Alex
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ticklerguy · M
@SW-User 😉
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@PhoenixPhail And naughty but clean in a way lol
@SW-User 🥰🤗
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@PhoenixPhail 😊❤❤
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Lol 😝😝😝
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@SW-User Another joke on eggs for this Easter 😏
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@SW-User Eggsactly 😝.
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@SW-User 😂 Gosh
U nasty gurl 😄
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@Teggy Whuuuuut? It was such an innocent joke 😇
Degbeme · 70-79, M
🤦‍♂️
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@Degbeme Come on...You didn't find that funny? Lol
Degbeme · 70-79, M
@SW-User Yeah I did, but it was worth a face palm too. ;)
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@Degbeme Lol maybe
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