Top | Newest First | Oldest First
SW-User
Humans
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
they can but they can add a lot of pleasure to your life too. @SW-User
Like when you're trying to get ketchup out of those little pump machines and there's no ketchup in them but you keep trying hoping to get one last little bit of ketchup but then reality sets in that there's no ketchup so now you have to go back up to the counter and ask for packets of ketchup like some kind of refugee and then they hand you one packet of ketchup and you ask for more because obviously you are going to need more then one packet of ketchup and they begrudgingly hand you one more packet and you go to your table with your two packets of ketchup and you go through the first packet of ketchup right away for your hamburger and now you have to try to ration out an entire packet of ketchup for your fries or go back up to the counter and ask for more ketchup but that's not even an option at this point so you squirt out the 1ml of ketchup contained within the packet on your tray and of course it's gone after 2 fries so now you have to eat another 48 french fries with no ketchup.
View 2 more replies »
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
But still chomping on your Big Tasty! 🍔@MrBlueGuy
JoyfulSilence · 46-50, M
@JoyfulSilence #METOO
Prejudice, injustice, and bullying.
TheSirfurryanimalWales · 61-69, M
Brexit.Lets leave dammit!
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
let's do something.@TheSirfurryanimalWales
SW-User
Unwanted nude pics .
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
yep@SW-User
Steve42 · 56-60, M
If you don't let anyone know where your goat is tied up, they can't get it.
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
That's subjective.....@Steve42
Steve42 · 56-60, M
@pennynoodles That's a declarative.
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
touche 😁@Steve42
JoyfulSilence · 46-50, M
I come home and find out my stuff has been moved around.
JoyfulSilence · 46-50, M
@pennynoodles
It has never happened, thankfully.
The only people who enter are maintenance. I usually know they are coming so can hide things.
I do see their footprints, though, and where they set stuff down. My carpet does not lie! But they leave my stuff alone.
It has never happened, thankfully.
The only people who enter are maintenance. I usually know they are coming so can hide things.
I do see their footprints, though, and where they set stuff down. My carpet does not lie! But they leave my stuff alone.
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
You need this sign. @JoyfulSilence
JoyfulSilence · 46-50, M
@pennynoodles
Ha ha.
I always take my shoes off. But I would not expect maintenance to. They never leave it dirty, other than a few flecks of dust or whatever product they were using (wrapper for a filter?). I just see the indentation of their boots in the carpet.
My carpet is almost 10 years old. So I do not care. I should ask them to replace it. It is getting bubbly in some spots.
Ha ha.
I always take my shoes off. But I would not expect maintenance to. They never leave it dirty, other than a few flecks of dust or whatever product they were using (wrapper for a filter?). I just see the indentation of their boots in the carpet.
My carpet is almost 10 years old. So I do not care. I should ask them to replace it. It is getting bubbly in some spots.
Nimbus · M
Jacob Rees-Mogg and his plummy accent!
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
I'll get him to change it for you. @Nimbus
SW-User
E numbers
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
*passes Smarties @SW-User
SW-User
Ha! They removed the blue ones I’m safe 😛@pennynoodles
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
Ha ha ha , I'm glad you understood what I was talking about. @SW-User
dragonfly46 · F
My offspring.
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
Aw, all the time?@dragonfly46
dragonfly46 · F
@pennynoodles Right now, yes. 😞
SweetMae · 70-79, F
Computer issues
nahright09 · 41-45, M
ignorance
Northerner · 70-79, M
Brexit.
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
Fingers in ears.....la la la @Northerner