Would you rather be given a wedgie or swirly if given a choice?

A wedgie, if I had to choose

Kick him in the groin and escape lol

I believe the correct thing to do is hug him as tight as you can and begin head-butting as hard as you can to his face till he falls to the ground... make sure he stops moving before you stop though or your getting the swirly.

I'd give him the choice of walking away or dying.

A wedgie for sure, and it’s not because I like the pain or embarrassment
Think about it, here’s what both would do:
Wedgie: extremely painful and embarrassing, but(t) it doesn’t last for to long
(Unless it’s a hanging, dragging or any wedgies that aren’t meant for one moment)
Swirly: embarrassing (you can decide which is more embarrassing), messing your hair up and you’re covered in not just any water, but [b]DOO DOO WATER! 😱[/b]

Well, how about me giving a surprise broken nose cuz I don't take bullying XD

And this is before the wuss era where errthang getsyou jailed :D
So we settle it like men

I'd rather shoot him in the face instead of accepting a false fate because I'm a pussy. But that's just me.

In school this guy bent over and the jock pulled his underwear up so high they ripped and came off his body with his pants on. 😂

Wedgie for sure, swirly would affect me the whole day a wedgie would hurt for a little but when it would be over.

I’ll take the wedgie

Wedgie for sure.

I hate bullies. I’d probably try to maim him.