Do you read The Onion? If not, you should.

@ArnoldJRimmer I have loved it for years!

@SW-User my favorite headline was back in the day when Jack Kemp kept running for office.

"Area stoners mistakenly hold massive Kemp rally".

@ArnoldJRimmer I love it!

@AlienZipper 😜 I cannot stop laughing when I read it!

@AlienZipper https://local.theonion.com/grandmother-can-t-believe-she-hung-on-this-long-for-gra-1828104579