Why does my neighbor have a large statue of a chicken in his front yard?

He found a genie and used his wish to get a bigger cock.

Cos iT won't fit in the back!

He worships chickens

He loves chickens

Because the government removed it from the local park because it was a Confederate chicken!

Maybe it's a shy and subtle tribute to your name? He wants you to be his chick?

Some people are into that stuff. Who knows . Has the HOA cracked down on that yet.

Frat boys ditched it there after stealing it from a restaurant???

it wouldn't fit in the living room.

He works for CERN

Chicken God

KFC?

You realize that now you have to find out why and tell us?