What's the dumbest thing you've ever done in your life?

Had the day off, my wife told me to clean the house. I spent the day Cross Dressing and only spent about 30 minutes cleaning. She came home and inspected my work and found things not up to her standard. She than gave me a spanking and it hurt for a long time.

Let’s not talk about that. What’s in the past is there man

Calling all cab companies plus pizza delivery to my neighbors house all at the same time.
I couldn't stand that nosy ass sucker.

I can't even pinpoint any one thing. Not so much dumb stuff more being messed up and missing out on things bc of it.

avoid girls who really cared about me to run after girls who didn't give a shit about me.

feeding a sociopath cake

Was this actually what you thought

Getting married