Come on give it to me....

So mother superior takes the young nuns for a trip to the zoo on passing the gorilla cage a huge gorilla grabs a young nun takes her back to his den and ravages her.when he finishes he discards her and she rejoins the other nuns and no-one ever spoke about the incident .until years later mother superior was on her death bed and her dying wish was to see the nun that was raped by the gorilla and she asked did it hurt when he had his wicked way with you .to which the nun answered did it hurt DID IT HURT the bastard never rang me or wrote

Mario is [i]truly[/i] an amalgam of man.
Think about it.
An Italian plumber, designed by the Japanese, Looks like a Mexican, speaks English, Jumps like a black man and grabs every coin he can see like a Jew !

No disrespect meant to anybody. Joke c/o Laughfactory.com

Mushroom walks into a bar. Bartender says we don’t serve your kind in here. Mushroom says... why not? I’m a fungi!

That the only joke I know.

Ok, someone else posted this a few days back, sorry, I forget who ..

But be careful is pierced...

The inventor of the USB stick died At his funeral they lowered the coffin, pulled it up, turned it the other way, then lowered it again