Aussie humour ...
This more or less encapsulates the typical Australian!
A Catholic priest, an Indian doctor, a rich Chinese businessman and Jacko from Goulburn are waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of golfers in front of them.
Jacko: "What the hell is wrong with those blokes? We musta been waiting for 15 minutes!"
The Indian doctor: "I don't know, but I've never seen such poor golf!"
The Chinese businessman [calling out]: "Move it! Time is money."
The Catholic priest: "Here comes George the greenkeeper. Let's have a word with him."
George the greenkeeper: "They're blind. We always let them play for free."
A momentary silence falls on the group.
The Catholic priest: "That's so sad. I think I will say a special prayer for them tonight."
The Indian doctor: "Good idea. I'm going to contact my ophthalmologist colleague and see if there's anything he can do for them."
The Chinese businessman: "I think I'll donate $50,000 to blind research."
Jacko: "Why the f--- can't they play at night
A Catholic priest, an Indian doctor, a rich Chinese businessman and Jacko from Goulburn are waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of golfers in front of them.
Jacko: "What the hell is wrong with those blokes? We musta been waiting for 15 minutes!"
The Indian doctor: "I don't know, but I've never seen such poor golf!"
The Chinese businessman [calling out]: "Move it! Time is money."
The Catholic priest: "Here comes George the greenkeeper. Let's have a word with him."
George the greenkeeper: "They're blind. We always let them play for free."
A momentary silence falls on the group.
The Catholic priest: "That's so sad. I think I will say a special prayer for them tonight."
The Indian doctor: "Good idea. I'm going to contact my ophthalmologist colleague and see if there's anything he can do for them."
The Chinese businessman: "I think I'll donate $50,000 to blind research."
Jacko: "Why the f--- can't they play at night
