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Every essay I have ever written:

Opening sentence with some metaphor that my teachers will like because it makes me look smart when in reality I found it on Spark notes. This is just mindless bullshit with a slew of CLEP words so I can get a higher grade. Some Author's [i] Name of a Book I Never Read [/i] represents some shit that I just made up; I will spend the next 3 pages proving this with meaningless rambling and random quotes. I will get an A + on this essay because I used a thesaurus for every other word and referred to the first outside source that popped up on google. This is a concluding sentence.
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CountScrofula · 36-40, M
Nailed it. You're halfway to your PhD already quality wise
HatterM · 46-50, M
"The system" is too often about box-ticking and conformity. By design, I believe.
TimingQuasars · 22-25, M
When i write... I write like a robot.. No unnesesary big words straight to the point... No showing off with over intelligence
. sort of like a cop.. But thats all you get this is my secrets.. this just a free trial yoi gona have to add me for the full experience ahaha.

 
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