I think I might be sleepwalking.

Have you ever woken up on a motorcycle?
Sometimes I put on a helmet before I go to bed just in case. One time, my girlfriend said she saw me trying on women’s clothing at Target. But I swear I wasn’t even awake.
It’s a terrible sleeping disorder. I sleep with my eyes open and I talk in my sleep as well. Most people can’t even tell the difference between when I’m awake or asleep.
Another time I woke up on an airplane heading towards Spain and I don’t speak any Spanish. Though the flight attendant said she heard me talking in Spanish earlier. I told her that I must’ve been talking in my sleep again. She thought I was making a joke so she started to laugh. Or maybe just laughing at me. Because after all, I guess it’s not every day you see someone boarding a plane wearing nothing but pajamas and a motorcycle helmet.