I Want Pies Thrown Into My Face

I like to pie myself in the face the feeling is amazing! I tend to do it shirtless so its more humiliating.

@Messy74 i will pie you in the face with as many you like. Me think shaveing cream best...

I want to be pied by a female in the worst way 😩🤓😝🥰🧁🥧

Are you still looking to be pied??

Here's a suggestion I think you'll probably like the sound of; if you go on Google and type in Messy Jessie Private Sessions, you'll find exactly what you're looking for. To clarify, Messy Jessie in a woman who runs a website which revolves around pies in the face, gunge and all sorts of messy fun; she's known as "the Queen of WAM" and "The Most Gunged Woman In The UK." Bascially, she's living the life you dream of from the sound of your post.

Anyway, if you can get in touch with her online, she's offering private sessions with anyone who's interested in meeting up with her where you basically give and take as many pies as you like. Keep in mind this woman's English, and I'm not sure what part of the world you live in (I myself am English, too) but if you live in England, maybe you and your buddies who enjoy getting messy also like Creamygurl and marcmerc could have some fun with her. Just a suggestion.

I have also always wanted to be pied. I'm only really intetested on a pie in the face. Please accept a virtual pie from me if that helps.

If you are going to take a pie in the face, you should get in someone experienced! lol I think a clown would be the best person for the job... Ahhhhmm ;o)
Add me as a friend! I'm nice.

Sounds like we need to get Messy74 and Creamygurl and about a dozen cream pie together in a small room. Can probably get the local dry cleaners to pay for the pies.

What flavor or type of pie would you prefer?

One month away from foamy pie face fun

Just do it. Fulfill your dream. If you are too embarrassed about being seen, drive an hour to a different community and ask someone to let you have it. I bet you will be glad you did.

I have the same feellings. Think I'll pie myself tonight I got some spare shaving cream!

Check out my fb page, I've been hit in the face many times, more than 15, you can too! www.facebook.com/PieYourselfFree/
Not spam, this is for realz.

Couldn't have said it better myself. Too many years of self pies really makes you yearn for a partner, especially if they have the same feelings you and I do.

OMG me too. But by the opposite sex. It's very difficult to be a straight man and find a woman who likes these things. There just are so many more men who are wammers.

I know what you mean. I self-pied a few years ago. I did it in the privacy of my apartmen,but never told anyone.

time for you to get more pies. I have soo many to smush all over you, ready?

Is that a picture of you with a pie in the face when you hover over the topic title?

Thanks for sharing, messy, i feel the same way!!!

I would happily pie you as long as you would do the same to me

What part of the world are you in?

I've always wanted to pie a girl in the face!

I have been wanting to be pied but I'm not allowed

iwant pied to im a pie virgin

ill still pie u messy

where do you live, messy?

I would love that dream come true

I'm in the U.S.

Hi! I love pie myself too! :D

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love to :)