I Want Pies Thrown Into My Face

Please Pie Me... I've always wanted to be pied, mostly right in the face but also head to toe. I do self pie but am dying for the ultimate experience of having someone else pie me.

I've always had this funny feeling when I've seen people getting pied in films or kids tv or for charity events & always wanted it to be me. Theres so many wonderful ways in which to be pied, surprized from behind with a nice gooey pie right in the face, or being teased with them asking you if you want to be pied, are you sure, then pretending your not going to be pied before just letting you have it, pie hats, pie sandwiches, all so exciting. A pie barage, each different method ending in being absolutely covered.

I really do want pies thrown in my face, its so amazing being able to admit that somewhere & people understand it, they know the feeling