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I Want Pies Thrown Into My Face

Please Pie Me... I've always wanted to be pied, mostly right in the face but also head to toe. I do self pie but am dying for the ultimate experience of having someone else pie me.

I've always had this funny feeling when I've seen people getting pied in films or kids tv or for charity events & always wanted it to be me. Theres so many wonderful ways in which to be pied, surprized from behind with a nice gooey pie right in the face, or being teased with them asking you if you want to be pied, are you sure, then pretending your not going to be pied before just letting you have it, pie hats, pie sandwiches, all so exciting. A pie barage, each different method ending in being absolutely covered.

I really do want pies thrown in my face, its so amazing being able to admit that somewhere & people understand it, they know the feeling
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wario23
Here's a suggestion I think you'll probably like the sound of; if you go on Google and type in Messy Jessie Private Sessions, you'll find exactly what you're looking for. To clarify, Messy Jessie in a woman who runs a website which revolves around pies in the face, gunge and all sorts of messy fun; she's known as "the Queen of WAM" and "The Most Gunged Woman In The UK." Bascially, she's living the life you dream of from the sound of your post.

Anyway, if you can get in touch with her online, she's offering private sessions with anyone who's interested in meeting up with her where you basically give and take as many pies as you like. Keep in mind this woman's English, and I'm not sure what part of the world you live in (I myself am English, too) but if you live in England, maybe you and your buddies who enjoy getting messy also like Creamygurl and marcmerc could have some fun with her. Just a suggestion.
Messy74 · 51-55, F
I have emailed Jessie in the past, but she's a long way down & across the country, as I'm way up in N Scotland, even when I visit down south its still hours away. I'd love it but its a lot of travelling
wario23
That's a shame, because I can tell you'd really like that. Still, like I said, maybe you could let your friends marcmerc and Creamygurl know about Messy Jessie.
wario23
That is to say, maybe they live so close to her that they could participate in one of her messy private sessions.
Messy74 · 51-55, F
They've seen her vids & we're all big fans of hers but they're not in the Uk, but perhaps we might just get in touch & do something when they visit
wario23
Well, you can dream, right? lol.

Personally, when it comes to the pie in the face fetish, I like to be (chuckles) "the delivery boy."
wario23
Well if I'm being honest my friend, my fantasy involves me pieing a woman in the face.
Messy74 · 51-55, F
I'm here : P
wario23
Deal. (snigger)
wario23
Deal again. (sniggers again)
wario23
Also thanks for "hearting" my comment. I'm new here, so I've never had that happen before. Feels kinds good, actually...I'll return the favour!
wario23
I meant to say "kinda" good. Slight spelling error there lol. Whoops.
wario23
Actually, would I be right in assuming you and your wife give each other pies in the face? (You can understand my interest lol)
Messy74 · 51-55, F
Splat, ooops, slight pie, lol!
marcmerc
I'd love to get Messy 74, creamy girl and messy Jessie in 1 room with 60 pies and im the target. come girls, let me have it! tie me down and have the pies ready. ill struggle, but soon will be buried under those pies. love it
wario23
I've actually never had the pleasure of putting a pie in a beautiful woman's face-only in fantasies. To answer your second question, I was thinking Cameron Diaz, Drew Barrymore, Selena Gomez, Kylie Minogue, Tina Fey...all of the people I just mentioned seem to me like they'd be more than happy to take a pie in the face.
wario23
You mean would she be the woman older than me whose face I delivered a pie to?

I'm 20, which would make Cameron Diaz for example double my age. Kylie and Tina Fey are in thier forties too, and Drew Barrymore's pushing. Would I pass up on an offer to deliver a pie to any one of them? Nope-I say not because I hate them, but for the opposite reason-I can imagine them egging me on and laughing. So I suppose the answer to your question is yes. Imagine me chuckling as I say that.
wario23
You know, I do wonder how someone as in love with recieving pies in the face as you hasn't had it happen to her more often. You, Creamygurl and marcmerc sound as though if it were possible you'd meet up every day for the rest of your lives in a room filled with pies and never get bored lol. Welshlad232 sounds like he'd be happy to enter that room also.
wario23
You know, it just occurred to me that in films when characters recieve pies in the face they look mortified or annoyed. It's supposed to be a "horrible" thing to do to someone, yet from the comments on this page and other stories on this Experience Project website, you're by no means the only one here who wants someone to do it to her. If only every single person who's left a story or comment saying they want a pie in the face could all meet up in a giant bakery...if that ever happens, let me know where it's happening and I'll go get my camera!
wario23
Put Cameron Diaz, Drew Barrymore, Selena Gomez, Tina Fey, Kylie Minogue, Kate Winslet and the girls from Friends into that room as well. That's what happening inside my head anyway lol.
wario23
Cameron Diaz and Tina Fey have both been gunged before. This we can think the Kids Choice Awards for. Cameron got it courtesy of Will Smith in a trailer, while Tina got it at an awards show. Cameron, as anyone who knows anything about her personality would expect, called the experience "really, really fun" in an interview-Tina made it clear she felt the same way by squealing and hopping in delight while covered in slime and thanking those who slimed her. Drew Barrymore got a "pie sandwich" in the film Whip It! which she directed. She seemed to geniunely enjoy it. I don't doubt she did. Selena Gomez stated she "would love to be slimed" at the Kids Choice Awards. It's on You Tube.

Shall I tell you else I'd really like to give a pie in the face to? Katy Perry-I KNOW she'd be happy. She's gotten messy several times before of her own accord-jumping into a cake, having a food fight on one birthday and paint fight on another, getting splattered with paint to her own obvious delight in a video on her Prism tour (look it all up). Oh, and she got slimed on Kids Choice Awards, also. She, Cameron, Tina and Selena would all get stuck into a pie fight, I'm quite sure of that-Drew already has once in Whip It! so why wouldn't she do it again?
wario23
Nothing.

Rofl just kidding! That's over the line-just a bikini. Since I don't know what she looks like, I'll have to picture her as looking like Cameron or Drew lol.
marcmerc
Messy 74 took her pies very well. I thoroughly enjoyed pushing, smushing, shoving and slamming pies into her very cute face and listen to her muffled protests (not really protests, she was loving it). of course she got me back, I still have the video. pie friends 4 ever
wario23
Where, may I ask, is this video?
marcmerc
personel and private lol
wario23
Fair enough.