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I Do Not Fear Death

I just heard about the lettuce recall today, but unfortunately for me it is too late. I had a salad for lunch yesterday, which must mean death is swiftly approaching me. Farewell, everyone, I shall remember you fondly. For the most part, anyway.

My only regret in life is that it was a salad that killed me, and not something cool.
FaeLuna
31-35, F
24 replies 34 views Nov 20, 2018
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ScarletWitch · 26-30, F
It's strange because I do feel fear for a scary death but not a peaceful death. I dont want to die horribly or stupid! But I never knew of anyone dying smart so...
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FaeLuna · 31-35, F
@ScarletWitch Yeah, I think going peacefully of old age in my sleep is the best way to go. Better than dying from doing something stupid, and having others judge my dead corpse for it.

Although, a mysterious death could be exciting. Not that I could enjoy it.
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Jm31xxx · 41-45, M
It sucks you gotta die in such a mundane way. Maybe there's still time to earn a much cooler death if you hurry
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FaeLuna · 31-35, F
@Jm31xxx You're right! I just need some illegal fireworks, a roast beef, two hot rods, and a rusty iron spoon.
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PhoenixPhail · M
I trust you're still with us.
Lettuce recall all that's happened between then and now.
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TeirdalinFirefall · 31-35, M
[quote]Lettuce recall all that's happened between then and now.[/quote]
[youtube=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oShTJ90fC34]
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FaeLuna · 31-35, F
@PhoenixPhail Yup, still here. No poisoning this time!
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soar2newhighs
Probably not...but if you start feeling sick, seek med attention.
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FaeLuna · 31-35, F
@soar2newhighs Oh, absolutely. I'm just being overly dramatic about salad.
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soar2newhighs
Yeah, I got a call too from my sister...the old "The sky's falling in" I'm not sweating it.@FaeLuna
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PhoenixPhail · M
It gives new meaning to the term, "vegging out."
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LyricalOne · F
Lettuce join hands and pray.........
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xRedx · M
Who would've thought that salad would be the end of you...
Anyway, what are your famous last words?
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FaeLuna · 31-35, F
@xRedx RIP FaeLuna, ???-2018
"Curse you, salad! My one weakness!"
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TeirdalinFirefall · 31-35, M
Thought the lettuce recall was ages ago.
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FaeLuna · 31-35, F
@TeirdalinFirefall Sounds like there was another one this week. And they still haven't pinpointed the contaminated source to my knowledge.
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Krishh · 46-50, M
I am excited, what I see after that
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SW-User
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basilfawlty89 · 31-35, M
I doubt it. But I predict some grand diarrhea in future.
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FaeLuna · 31-35, F
@basilfawlty89 Is there.... like, a manager I could talk to? Someone who can make the rules?
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basilfawlty89 · 31-35, M
@FaeLuna yeah Taco Bell, because they're guaranteed to give you the runs, so I suspect them
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FaeLuna · 31-35, F
@basilfawlty89 Those fiends!
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