I Do Not Fear Death

I just heard about the lettuce recall today, but unfortunately for me it is too late. I had a salad for lunch yesterday, which must mean death is swiftly approaching me. Farewell, everyone, I shall remember you fondly. For the most part, anyway.

My only regret in life is that it was a salad that killed me, and not something cool.

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basilfawlty89 · 31-35, M

I doubt it. But I predict some grand diarrhea in future.

FaeLuna · 31-35, F

@basilfawlty89 You know what? Death sounds pretty good over that.

basilfawlty89 · 31-35, M

@FaeLuna i don't make the rules :P

FaeLuna · 31-35, F

@basilfawlty89 Is there.... like, a manager I could talk to? Someone who can make the rules?

basilfawlty89 · 31-35, M

@FaeLuna yeah Taco Bell, because they're guaranteed to give you the runs, so I suspect them

FaeLuna · 31-35, F

@basilfawlty89 Those fiends!