I Love Jokes And Riddles
Jack Nicklaus meets Stevie Wonder in a bar and asks: "How's the singing career going?"
Stevie replies: "Not bad. The new album is in the top 10. How's the golf?"
"Not too bad," answers Jack. I've had some problems with my swing but I think I've got that right now."
"I always find that when my swing goes wrong I need to stop playing for a while and think about it, then the next time I play it seems to be all right," says Stevie.
"You play golf!?" asks Jack.
"Yes, I've been playing for years."
"But you're blind. How can you play golf if you are blind?"
"I get my caddie to stand in the middle of the fairway and call to me," explains Stevie. "I listen for the sound of his voice and play the ball towards him. When I get to where the ball lands the caddie moves to the green or further down the fairway and again I play the ball towards his voice."
"But how do you putt?" asks Jack.
"Well," says Stevie, "I get my caddie to lean down in front of the hole and call to me with his head on the ground and I just play the ball to the sound of his voice."
Jack asks: "What's your handicap?"
"Well, I play off scratch," Stevie assures him. Jack is incredulous and says: "We must play a game sometime."
Stevie replies: "Well, people don't take me seriously so I only play for money, and I never play for less than $100,000 a hole."
Jack thinks it over and says: "OK, I'm up for that. When would you like to play?"
Stevie answers: "Any night next week is OK with me."
Stevie replies: "Not bad. The new album is in the top 10. How's the golf?"
"Not too bad," answers Jack. I've had some problems with my swing but I think I've got that right now."
"I always find that when my swing goes wrong I need to stop playing for a while and think about it, then the next time I play it seems to be all right," says Stevie.
"You play golf!?" asks Jack.
"Yes, I've been playing for years."
"But you're blind. How can you play golf if you are blind?"
"I get my caddie to stand in the middle of the fairway and call to me," explains Stevie. "I listen for the sound of his voice and play the ball towards him. When I get to where the ball lands the caddie moves to the green or further down the fairway and again I play the ball towards his voice."
"But how do you putt?" asks Jack.
"Well," says Stevie, "I get my caddie to lean down in front of the hole and call to me with his head on the ground and I just play the ball to the sound of his voice."
Jack asks: "What's your handicap?"
"Well, I play off scratch," Stevie assures him. Jack is incredulous and says: "We must play a game sometime."
Stevie replies: "Well, people don't take me seriously so I only play for money, and I never play for less than $100,000 a hole."
Jack thinks it over and says: "OK, I'm up for that. When would you like to play?"
Stevie answers: "Any night next week is OK with me."
