A chap walks into a bar in West Virginia and orders white wine. All the Rednecks sitting around the bar look up from their beer and whiskey, expecting to see some pitiful Yankee from the north. The bartender asks, "You ain't from these parts, are ya?" The guy says, "Nope, I'm from Canada ." The bartender asks, "What do you do in Canada ?" The guy says, "I'm a taxidermist." The bartender asks,"A taxidermist ?" "What in the hell is a taxidermist? Do you drive a Taxi?" "No," says the Canadian "I don't drive a taxi, I mount animals." The bartender grins and hollers, "It's okay boys. He's one of us."