I Love Jokes And Riddles

Aging:
Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it.
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The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.

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Some people try to turn back their odometers.
Not me! I want people to know 'why' I look this way...I've traveled a long way and some of the roads weren't paved.

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When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to youth, think of Algebra.

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You know you are getting old when everything either dries up or leaks.

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One of the many things no one tells you about aging is that it is such a nice change from being young.

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Ah, being young is beautiful, but being old is comfortable.

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First you forget names,then you forget faces.
Then you forget to pull up your zipper.
It's worse when you forget to pull it down.

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