I Love Jokes And Riddles
An Arab sheik was admitted to the hospital for heart surgery, but prior to the surgery the doctors needed to have some of his blood type stored in case the need arose.
As the gentleman had an extremely rare type of blood that couldn’t be found locally the call went out around the world.
Finally a Scotsman was located to have the same red blood type.
After some coaxing the Scot donated his blood for the Arab.
After the surgery the Arab sent the Scotsman a BMW, a diamond necklace for his wife, and 100,000 United States dollars as an appreciation for the blood donation.
A few months later the Arab had to undergo a further corrective surgery procedure.
Once again, his doctor telephoned the Scotsman who was more than happy to donate his blood.
After the surgery the Arab sent the Scotsman a thank you card and a box of quality Streets chocolate‘s.
The Scotsman was shocked that the Arab did not reciprocate his kind gesture as he had anticipated. He phoned the Arab and asked him, “I thought you would be more generous than that. Last time you sent me a BMW, diamonds and money, but this time you only sent me a lousy thank you card and a crappy box of chocolates.
To this the Arab replied: “Aye laddie, but I now have Scottish blood in me veins.”
As the gentleman had an extremely rare type of blood that couldn’t be found locally the call went out around the world.
Finally a Scotsman was located to have the same red blood type.
After some coaxing the Scot donated his blood for the Arab.
After the surgery the Arab sent the Scotsman a BMW, a diamond necklace for his wife, and 100,000 United States dollars as an appreciation for the blood donation.
A few months later the Arab had to undergo a further corrective surgery procedure.
Once again, his doctor telephoned the Scotsman who was more than happy to donate his blood.
After the surgery the Arab sent the Scotsman a thank you card and a box of quality Streets chocolate‘s.
The Scotsman was shocked that the Arab did not reciprocate his kind gesture as he had anticipated. He phoned the Arab and asked him, “I thought you would be more generous than that. Last time you sent me a BMW, diamonds and money, but this time you only sent me a lousy thank you card and a crappy box of chocolates.
To this the Arab replied: “Aye laddie, but I now have Scottish blood in me veins.”
